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What’s The Most Awkward Thing That's Happened To You During Anal Sex?
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"I woke up to discover my boyfriend and I covered in my own poo."
Go to the bathroom first. Before you even think of trying anal, head to the bathroom to empty your bowels. It also makes the sex feel more comfortable. You might have to clean more than you think. Yes to condoms every time!
You know that feeling when you meet someone and you really like each other and then you both get drunk and they stay over and you have sloppy drunken sex and then suddenly there is human poo in your bed and the magic gets a little bit destroyed forever? And as a serial singleton, I was considering locking him in my cupboard under the stairs for exclusive, personal use, which is big for me. So we went out for dinner and we drank our body weight in Chardonnay because Chardonnay is back people and we like to be on trend. Because I was a little sauced I forgot my pre-anal sex ritual of cleaning out my bum with a squeezy type drink bottle and warm water. But, no biggie, I would just buy a Pump water on the way home, drink the contents, then get home and put some loud music on, smuggle the bottle into the bathroom, get the job done, and then get the job done, if you catch my drift.